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Brett's Dip-Shit Friends

 Carolyn- She is the bitch that nobody cares about or acknowledges much on the show. This is because she is just a stupid curly haired bitch who nobody should like or respect.

 

Jonathan- The only black kid on the show. Jonathan isnt loved by his parents. Jonathan only finds peace when he plays the beloved kazoo.

 

Karl- Karl is the red headed bitch in the show that you just want to punch in the face. This kid is so fucking ugly. This freckled faced motherfucker makes you want to kill yourself when you first see him. After listening to him talk you will want to kill yourself even more he is an awful human being just like the rest of them.

 

Nicole- She is the asian girl. The one that doesnt understand grammar or how to speak quite yet. she speaks fluently but the sound of her voice makes her sound retarted. which she may be.

 

John- He is the beener of the group. He loves to voice his opinion in his high pitched annoying voice. I dont have much to say about him without sounding more awful than what i already am.

 

Hilda- She is the one with the slutty ass outfit. She looks like a complete slut. She is the character that you think will be sucking dick by age of 10 so yes that is Hilda.

 

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